Fic: The Lie
Oct. 15th, 2015 06:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Title: The Lie
Fandom: Kingsman
Pairing/Characters: Eggsy Unwin/Harry Hart, Lancelot/Percival, Merlin/Roxy Morton, Charlie Hesketh, Hugo Higgins, Amelia
Summary: Eggsy works in a coffee shop, Harry is his favorite customer, Roxy matchmakes (with mixed success), and one lie makes everything far too complicated.
Rating: PG-13
Length: Long (15,373 words)
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me.
Notes/Warnings: Thanks to klaudos for the beta. Not Brit-picked. A line from Cabin Pressure found its way in here, see if you can spot it.
Excerpt: Roxy’s matchmaking attempts were silly and possibly hazardous to Eggsy’s health, but he didn’t think he would be anywhere near as against the idea if he wasn’t already- how had he put it to Amelia?- head over heels for one Harry Hart, who came through the shop almost every day and seemed to survive solely on coffee, whatever pastry was the special that day, and the tears of people who would never look as good in a suit as he did- i.e. everybody else in the world.
On AO3
Fandom: Kingsman
Pairing/Characters: Eggsy Unwin/Harry Hart, Lancelot/Percival, Merlin/Roxy Morton, Charlie Hesketh, Hugo Higgins, Amelia
Summary: Eggsy works in a coffee shop, Harry is his favorite customer, Roxy matchmakes (with mixed success), and one lie makes everything far too complicated.
Rating: PG-13
Length: Long (15,373 words)
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me.
Notes/Warnings: Thanks to klaudos for the beta. Not Brit-picked. A line from Cabin Pressure found its way in here, see if you can spot it.
Excerpt: Roxy’s matchmaking attempts were silly and possibly hazardous to Eggsy’s health, but he didn’t think he would be anywhere near as against the idea if he wasn’t already- how had he put it to Amelia?- head over heels for one Harry Hart, who came through the shop almost every day and seemed to survive solely on coffee, whatever pastry was the special that day, and the tears of people who would never look as good in a suit as he did- i.e. everybody else in the world.
On AO3